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Funny Cocktail Napkin- If I Don't Go Big Do I Get to Go Home

Because sometimes all it takes is a little wine to tell the truth. These cheeky cocktail napkins feature the hilarious saying, “And then the wine whispered, say what you really think.” With bold pink lettering against a vibrant magenta background, they're the perfect conversation starter for your next gathering.

Perfect for girls' nights, wine nights, hostess gifts, or adding a little personality to your bar cart.

  • Set of 20 cocktail napkins

  • Features the witty “And Then the Wine Whispered” saying

  • Vibrant magenta and pink design

  • Soft, absorbent 3-ply paper

  • Measures 5" x 5"

  • Disposable for easy entertaining

  • Made by Soiree Sisters

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Days 1–5 from delivery: Refund to the original form of payment or store credit, at the customer’s choice.

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